OK real kill shot is up! I originally had something a bit more grandiose planned but I scrapped most it. Here's the original script:

Banner: Support Group for Underappreciated Minions
Maloriak: Sometimes I feel like Lord Nefarian doesn't view me as anything more than a tool.
Not once has he considered my feeling or what I want.
No, he just mocks every one of my accomplishments.
Nothing I do is ever good enough for him.
To him I'm just a stupid, incompetent, disappointing failure.
Turdlez: *Sniffle* Just let it all out, bro. Just let it all out.

Meanwhile...

Projector: Today: Dealing with Stupid, Incompetent, and Disappointing Minions.
"Make Your Minions Work for You!"
Nefarian: We all know it's hard to find good help.
Crowd: Hear, hear!